Know any funny name meanings?

I think it's funny that some people try to excuse an awful name by saying it has a nice meaning. What's the worst name with the best meaning you've heard? And also, what's the nicest name with the worst meaning?

eg. Beryl = precious blue/green jewel

Rachel = female sheepKnow any funny name meanings?
Cheyanne- Unintelligible Speakers (yikes...)



Cameron- Crooked Nose (poor, poor kid)



Gwendolyn- Blessed Ring (what the...)



Molly/Maria/Marie/Marissa/etc.- Sea of Bitterness



Yvonne and Yvette- Yew!!! (I love the names, but.... Yew?)



Tatum (I dislike this name)- Cheerful, Full of Spirit



Brennan- Tear, sorrow (what a cute name, sad meaning...)



Brandon- From the Broom Hill



Linda- Pretty One (I dislike the name, but beautiful meaning)



Cecelia- Blind (luv the name, not the meaning!!)





Cool question! My name, Hannah, means Grace.
I think the name Suri is ok, and Suri Cruise is very cute, but the name is Todas for "pointy nose" LOL.

Sasquia-she who carries a knife

Sandeep-enlightened

Sanya-born on Saturday

Derward-deer keeper

Dexter-dexterous adroit; fabric dyer

Elvisa-famous warrior

Elvita-truth

Emerita-she who God rewards for her virtues.

Emmanuel-God is with us.

Enid-life; spirit

Nola-small bell; famous; noble

Nona-ninth

Nimia-she who has a lot of ambition

Nina-girl; mighty

Ninfa-young wife

Nominanda-she who will be elected.

Noga-morning light

Hosa-young crow

Hotah-white

Howe-high

Howi-turtledove

Hu-tiger

Honesto-honest

Hop-agreeable

Horatio-clan name

Horst-dense grove; thicket

Humbaldo-daring as a lion cub.

Huslu-hairy bear

Hutchison-son of the hutch dweller

Ilom-my enemies are many.

Icahbod-glory is gone.

Ince-innocent

Ind铆bil-he who is very black.

Ndale-trick

Neculqueo-rapid speaker; good with words

Ngu-sleep

Rusk-twisted beard

Rutherford-cattle ford

Ruskin-redhead

Ringo-apple

Rodney-island clearing

Hadiya-gift

Gurit-innocent baby

Gurjot-light of the guru

Gurleen-follower of the guru

Gurvir-guru's warrior

Guy-valley

Bianca-white

Blake-attractive; dark

Boniface-do-gooder

Brenton-steep hill

Borg-castle

Booth-hut

Boyd-yellow hairedKnow any funny name meanings?
Cameron- crooked nose (like someone said)

James- supplanter (that just sounds funny to me)

Avery- elf ruler

Alfredo- christmas elf

Mallory- bad look

Marissa- bitter sea

Courtney- short nose

Kennedy- ugly head LOL

Brian- usually means strong but was a derogatory word back in the day meant Magot

Brody- ditch

Calvin- baldKnow any funny name meanings?
I think Margaret is an awful name, but it means "pearl".



Kennedy means "ugly head" and Brendan means "smelly hair". I kid you not.
Abcde. I kid you not. Read about it at Ask the Name Lady

http://www.namecandy.com/name-lady/2009/鈥?/a>
I used to think Mallory was a pretty name but the meaning bothered me. It means "unlucky" or "luckless." I'm sure there are worse meanings out there but this one sure ruined Mallory for me.
Cameron- Crooked Nose



Shannon- Small Wise Owl



Olivia- Elf Army



Logan- Hollow



Caleb- Dog



Avery- Elf Council



Brody- Muddy Place
In our class we had this project that you had to find the meaning of your name or something. There was this boy named Calvin, I think it meant bald.



Also, Brandon means broom hill.



:)
Dorcas = Gazelle (Tabitha means gazelle too

and is so much prettier sounding then Dorcas.) *:)
I love Cameron, but it means Crooked Nose!



It didn't put me off though!



= )
Calvin means bald lol.
I love the name Cameron, but it means bent nose. I wanted to use it on my son, but I couldn't because of the meaning
omg omg omg omg ther was this one girl named shithead pronounces sha theid



SH!t HEad!



i wonder what that means????